There is the proof....

well, I didn't need proof that I am sleep deprived, but I got it today anyway

I was making stirfry for lunch, and had some frozen eggrolls to heat up with it - so I look at the box to see how long to cook them and I *thought* that it said 11-12 minutes -

so I popped them in the microwave and went on making my stirfry - when Tyson and I sat down to eat, he picked up his eggroll and tried to break it in half, but it was hard as a rock - when it did break open I saw it was BLACK in the middle

well, I looked back at the box again and what I had read to be 11-12 minutes actually said 1 1/2 - 2 minutes

Yes, I am very lucky that they didn't catch on fire.